Moving Forward

Tri-City wins countless awards every year, but occasionally, other schools take home the prize. Then they suggest that they might be better than us. This situation is completely unacceptable, and that’s why Denobis is proud to début our new mission on this fine first of April: establishing Tri-City Prep as the best–and only– option for high school education in the area. With this in mind, we are proud to announce that we are at a state of war with BASIS Prescott! What can you do to help? With our new strategy, put out just today by General Milliken, it’s as easy as 1 2 3.

 

1. Watch: Keep an eye out for BASIS spies. They are everywhere. Try to learn as much about the enemy as possible; knowledge is power. Avoid going near BASIS or engaging with their students to maintain the element of surprise.

2. Wait: Keep quiet, keep calm. We must wait until the right moment to attack; there will only be one chance. In the meantime, bring your chickens and goats to the farm near Tri-City to provide food for the war effort and show your support by wearing maroon colors.

3. Wage War: You will know when the signal comes. Proceed to your war station, don your battle gear, and follow all orders given.

 

By following these simple steps, YOU can ensure our success in the upcoming months. Stay safe and keep studying!

 

 

 

Happy April Fool’s Day from Denobis!

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