Scientists Reach Gravity Breakthrough

Breaking news! As of yet unconfirmed reports are flooding in from all across the world of gravity pointing “down” today. If this proves to be true, it could revolutionize our understanding of gravity.

Scientists, in a prepared statement, told reporters that “this is a great day for gravity research.” However, they cautioned that these data points have not been scientifically verified and urged crowds of fans to “stay grounded” about the issue until the results can be confirmed.

The researchers were uncharacteristically quiet about their next project, but there are rumors that they may investigate the color of the sky.


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